blog and friendster are funny sites that "bring" people together... i hate and like that idea but what to do? bemoan technology or embrace it...
i choose the latter for now...
wx at 5/22/2006 12:08:00 AM
this might sound cliche but its kind of funny and true to a large extent...
enjoy the math and logic of it..
haha
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets
a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a
lot and not try to understand
her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but
married men are a lot more
willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING
YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped
after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.
wx at 5/03/2006 09:40:00 PM